i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING
Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”
are you sure mom
are you sure these are my clothes
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
Will other TV shows stop ruining other TV shows for me? First Arrow spoils Lost for me and now Finding Carter did the same thing. I guess I’m never going to watch Lost now since I know what happens.
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen