pizza is the only love triangle i want
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
this is how my kids will learn the alphebet
I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.
god this is so relaxing
why is this not happening right now it’s october oh wait i remember i live in california
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG
LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.
If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
(Source: french-tea, via lovinforfashion)
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
(Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive, via basicallyordinary)
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
(Source: stockphotomodel, via letting-go-of-feelings)
*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar*
BUT DO YOU REMEMBER HOW GOOD SEASON ONE WAS
*breaks down in tears on your chest*
This applies to every show ever
(Source: updatepls, via basicallyordinary)